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Dec. 19, 2022

Ms. Claus, Original Song by Debbie!


Ms. Claus Original Song written and sung by Debbie Nigro

Debbie gives credit to the woman who Santa owes it all. Without Ms. Claus there would be no Santa at all.

A funny original tune written by the Official Seenagers co-host Debbie Nigro.

You gotta listen and share. This hysterical tune should be number one on the Holiday Charts.

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Transcript

Ms. Claus Original Song

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

women, Claus, holiday, sled, song, write, empowerment, deer, studio, year, record, yap, joy, hear, talk, notification, originalsong #podcast, #comedy #women #love #Christmas #Ms. Claus #Santa

SPEAKERS

Luz Michelle, Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger

Luz Michelle:

Don't go in that direction.

Debbie Nigro:

Hi everybody. This is the official teenagers and I'm getting no I grow. That's Charlie ponger Luiz Michelle and today we're gonna give Mrs. Claus some love because this woman has not gotten enough respect as far as I am concerned. Do

Luz Michelle:

we agree 100%

Debbie Nigro:

and Charlie's already going I don't think this should be a women's empowerment shut. Talking about how you walk down and leave

Luz Michelle:

you ridiculous African lose abandon lingerie ridiculous today's off the bed. We're like women empowerment women in business. I want

Debbie Nigro:

you to know this song was written over 20 years ago and every year I try and get it famous and every year I fail and everybody who hears it goes oh my god, this is the best Christmas song ever.

charlie ponger:

The best song

Debbie Nigro:

Mrs. Claus it's actually I call it a rap song but it's a Yap song women don't rap the Yap and I wrote this song about how much how much she does that and if she gets left home like a dog exactly just wants to ride out with him and if he can't The hell with them she'll take the sled herself on your feet back us wants to dry she got it out of

charlie ponger:

our holiday special lady

Luz Michelle:

yes this

Debbie Nigro:

reminds me of all things that make everybody smile the holidays yeah, a lot of women are going to smile when they hear this song. Yeah cuz they're like

Debbie Nigro:

a holiday boy would have been simpler if I just stayed the Mrs. Claus that mother to the deer and a bunch of unreality I'm really not complaining want to set the record straight. People this holding up themselves got to keep up the insurance on the open airborne sled not to mention all the medical cases looking at his head watching his cholesterol the Javelin itself. An odd thing is making sure there's no food on the shelf. The missus cause that mother to the deer and a bunch of hungry Eldo I'm really not complaining I want to set the record straight in case you think they pull this whole thing off themselves keeping track of sizes every little last request address changes size exchanges puts me to the test wrapping paper reindeer wafers mapping out directions putting up the three squares and baking some confections when we wants to drive that I looked gorgeous

Debbie Nigro:

in red.

Debbie Nigro:

They'll all be in bed you hear that sound? You're saying the holidays there's a Django in myself as all the guys in the world I had a folder with the Mrs. Claus that living at the bowl where the work is never done now I'm really not complaining. Just want to set the record straight. Don't you think it's time for me to have some fun I'm walking deer at 5am to keep them license fly on the ones where he's sick the night they leave to fly I'm a first and last asleep and always in good spirits and using that when something's wrong but on the first day here is

Debbie Nigro:

when we change I gotta clear my head and besides wouldn't that be a good if you were struggling with vision problems and half a teaspoon

charlie ponger:

of this. Debbie? Oh. Oh, Debbie. That was fantastic. I love it. Yeah, I can't hear myself. Yeah, that was fantastic.

Debbie Nigro:

You know, it's funny. The theme of this show is never too late. Right? Maybe it will be a hit this year. I absolutely lose, can you you know social media didn't exist. When I first wrote this and I kept trying to get it out there. I tried to get famous people to sing it or play it. And I remember doing it was recording studio in New York City, the Howard Schwarz recording studios right near Grand Central. I paid a terrific guy to write the music I used to drive around and taxi cabs right in the words. I got a couple of great girls to record bars and dining Ralph Valenti plays Santa Clauses all buddy of mine used to work with us. And we all got in a studio in Manhattan and just did it. And I have only one little cassette of it and then was made I never had any other recordings of it. So what you're hearing are the original recordings that I have, you know, lip synced over and but I maybe the studio still has it. No, no studios gone gone. Yeah, but I'm still friends with Howard shorts. He's an interesting cat. But anyway, never too late. Right. Go into the women's

Luz Michelle:

empowerment. Loli we never talked about Mrs. Claus never. And you know, we know there should be a whole show knows and Santa. It's like Alright, what about where she books,

Debbie Nigro:

we should do a whole show on things that like took 20 or 30 years to catch on.

charlie ponger:

So many things. So

05:45

many things are artists there are painters there are songwriters, there are unbelievable writers who never hit 28,000 rejections before they hit it of course yeah, maybe this is the year for Mrs. Klein. It could be clause royalty thing maybe we can actually take the show on the road. I can write one crazy stupid song do

charlie ponger:

you do you write some fun

Debbie Nigro:

and lose when he thinks I'm funny? I'm

Luz Michelle:

happy it's I mean it's it's all about women empowerment.

Debbie Nigro:

Yeah. Jolly.

Luz Michelle:

clauses taken over I didn't

charlie ponger:

realize it was such a big thing.

Luz Michelle:

Are you serious?

charlie ponger:

What do you think I was coming here for poetry

Debbie Nigro:

and when you do realize it you won't be alone anymore

charlie ponger:

I like the way I love

Debbie Nigro:

it's good because it's the way it's going. Anyway Happy Holidays everybody happy whatever your celebrates whether it be everything Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or whatever you know whatever. It and sometimes families get cranky or this time of year and they don't do the right thing and they don't talk or whatever be with whoever brings your heart JOY

charlie ponger:

Yeah and spoil brown but

Luz Michelle:

you don't always get that right because some people got to be with the inlaws and then one Ill yeah that's another they'll bring July still

Debbie Nigro:

bring joy and we can bring joy bring a bottle of scotch great holiday everybody

charlie ponger:

Debbie Happy Holidays to you Happy Holidays to you.

Debbie Nigro:

Happy to have you in our lives and thank you guys for for making this fun find me help me make this

charlie ponger:

has been great. Thank you so much more to come alright everyone thank you so much for listening I

Debbie Nigro:

appreciate it.

charlie ponger:

Go to the website. Notifications Yes, you can see you sign up for a notification you're gonna get oh CBD delivered to your house.

Luz Michelle:

How do you like die? That's pretty crazy. Limited Time. Limited. And you gotta be Alright everyone, women.

Debbie Nigro:

That was the end of a shower.

Luz Michelle:

I have to be even the music ran out.

Debbie Nigro:

The year ran out before the show ran Oh

charlie ponger:

my God. All right. 123