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Dec. 19, 2021

Seenager, Male Grooming

Seenager, Male Grooming

Improv, Comedy

Seenager, Male Grooming

Most Seenager men don't think about male grooming, and they should. Charlie shares some best practices, and when he gets to that particular body part, well, let's say Debbie is once again caught off guard becomes a bit uncomfortable, and Charlie loves making her feel that way. Listen to how Debbie handles it.

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Transcript

Male grooming

Fri, 2/25 12:19PM • 12:21

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

trim, hair, callus, men, women, happy, pluck, nose hairs, nice, feet, sex, body, dave, goatee, clean, problem, friend, prude, sweatshirt, life

SPEAKERS

Charlie Ponger, Debbie Nigro

Charlie Ponger:

Debbie,

Debbie Nigro:

except Charlie, how are you? Good. Yeah, you're looking dashing today?

Charlie Ponger:

I am. That's because I just you know, did male grooming.

Debbie Nigro:

Watch your routine. Man as time go goes on. Yeah. Have to address some new things. Yeah, no

Charlie Ponger:

kidding.

Debbie Nigro:

Yeah, it's like women too. Oh, yeah. If we did a whole thing on women, we'd be here till 2025. So let's just stick with men's right now. So what do you do, Charlie? What's your like? Routine? All right. What

Charlie Ponger:

do you want to start from? I'll start from the top. Okay, I

Debbie Nigro:

can see you clearly. Let's start with your hair. I, I like your hair.

Charlie Ponger:

Alright, well, so I don't. I mean, guys that color their hair. That's like that's wrong. Right?

Debbie Nigro:

Well, it doesn't really make sense. I love a guy with salt and pepper hair. And some hair. Women love beautiful salt and pepper hair. Well, they just don't understand that they go get the shoe polish color and put them on their head. And so we don't want to go there. Because you know, pretty obvious, right? Well, it looks it looks so like lounge singer.

Charlie Ponger:

You might as well wear a powder blue suit. Yeah,

Debbie Nigro:

yeah, that you have. So So what guys were Yeah. And what guys do will tell you basically if they're living in the dark ages or not. And you know, guys don't realize it because they're kind of don't think as much about showing up often as women. Oh, I got an example. One exam. Yeah, we'd love to hear Dave, my boyfriend. He's so cute. I got this sweatshirt in the mail from a friend who had wanted to give it to me was a memory of another friend who gave it to him. And it was from a radio music station. And it was cute. Right? And it had the empathy inside. Had the whole logo of what the radio station but like it was a nice black sweatshirt. That was like red balls. Balls. Right? So, okay, I can do that. If you wear that with like a black turtleneck or something. Okay. Dave had on a green plaid shirt like Oakley was so happy except it was awkward and greens with this black zip up with the red balls. So the other day I go listen, you can't you can't you can't do this. Get your hands off me. He goes Come on. Stop it. I go. No, no, you stop it. You can walk around with the red balls. Did you say something like you're gonna go out like that. We were already out. And now we kept trying to like tuck it in and like stop it. Nobody notices I go Yeah, yeah, they do. They do. So I was just trying to help women try and help I think of is a female in a man's life. It's always helpful. You don't have a female and

Charlie Ponger:

you know, so for me. First of all, you know, I'm losing my hair up top. I get the Padre thing going ah, and I say to my barber, although who's 85 years old?

Debbie Nigro:

I can tell keep

Charlie Ponger:

keep my hair short. He because I because I don't want like trying to hide the bald spot. I don't want that.

Debbie Nigro:

But you actually had the elbow look last time I came. Yeah, I'm happy to see some hair has grown back. Well,

Charlie Ponger:

I just got another haircut. But I told him I said my friend Debbie. hounds. 85 I love them. But I said keep making a little my friend Debbie. You know, she didn't like the way my hair looks sure

Debbie Nigro:

it was too short right now. It

Charlie Ponger:

looks good. All right, so my hair is like completely white. Now. It's attractive. Alright, but my eyebrows are starting to get a white. Welcome to the club. So I plucked the white one sometimes good. Sometimes I leave them

Debbie Nigro:

you have to pluck them because what guys don't get some time? Yes. Wildcard hairs. Yeah, they just like oh, I know. They grow overnight, like down to your knee. There's like one hair will come right out of your head down to your knee and you're like what the heck and the guy won't see it. He'll like trip over me out of the way. Move it like curtains. I'm not taking it off. Yeah.

Charlie Ponger:

And then I trim my eyebrows. I get a comb. Okay, like in a trim them nice. And then although trims my goatee, and you want to you want to go teach him? I go Yeah, that'd be great. Although, so I tease him every time I go, although every time you trim my goatee, I have sex with a strange woman. He'll loves that. Right? So I do that. But then with men, I don't know about women but with men in our ears. We start to get hair grown

Debbie Nigro:

and now we don't have that problem. Yeah, we get God and maybe blow drying her hair blow dry. Oh

Charlie Ponger:

my god. So i i Yeah, I pluck it out. Because if it got any longer, I could make braids out of the

Debbie Nigro:

friggin disgusting shower, isn't it? No, so Right. He's been like slowly plugging.

Charlie Ponger:

So I gotta, but Plus, you get itchy years if you don't pull him out?

Debbie Nigro:

I didn't know. Yeah, it's terrible like that nose hairs. That's always

Charlie Ponger:

same thing with the nose hairs. You got to trim your nose hairs problem with anybody

Debbie Nigro:

who doesn't do this is I don't think they can see. No, right.

Charlie Ponger:

I know you feel it though.

Debbie Nigro:

You need a 12 time mirror.

Charlie Ponger:

What's that

Debbie Nigro:

you need like a magnet Fine mirror. Oh, they sell them to the drug I have that. Yeah, well use it. Yeah

Charlie Ponger:

What about but men's body here?

Debbie Nigro:

Um,

Charlie Ponger:

you hate it right?

Debbie Nigro:

Well there's different strokes for different folks.

Charlie Ponger:

So the young guys they they shave their bodies completely. Right that's the thing for that's the thing for them right you know, older guys don't but then you could look like you're your body's you're part of a forest if you don't trim it

Debbie Nigro:

yeah to some some women prefer a lot of hair because it's like a second blanket or something. How

Charlie Ponger:

about men's feet? Pretty gross, right?

Debbie Nigro:

Any problem with men's feet? No. Men's feet. No, I

Charlie Ponger:

just, I try to make I try to make sure that my feet are nice and clean. Yes, right. My most my nails are trimmed. There's not a lot of callus on my feet.

Debbie Nigro:

Good. Grooming is a big Oh, you know what I have? Well, first of all, I thought this was like the stupidest gift. Yeah, Dave ever gave me he's like such a practical gift given where we get this year another percoll pot or whatever. You know. He gave me an ammo pay. What's up? Shut up. I don't know any of this. It's a callus remover.

Charlie Ponger:

Oh, I have one that looks like

Debbie Nigro:

ematic Scott and Scott battery and he has a high speed. Girl they want to go there. Why are why do I all of a sudden have so many calluses on my feet? What is going on with that? Oh, walk and walk and walk in? I mean, do you walk a lot and walk alone? Yeah, yeah. And the forest back mocking a lot but what's what the cow is? So give me that. So yeah, so her into the feet makes your feet feel better? Yeah, cuz everything's to bother and everybody.

Charlie Ponger:

Hands I think I like to keep my hands nice and clean. You know? I take the calluses off. My hands

Debbie Nigro:

are beautiful. I mean, a guy who does a little something extra. Yeah. Take care of himself. All right, it's it's known.

Charlie Ponger:

Alright, let's talk about the something extra then. What is it? So?

06:59

Okay, you're ready. I can't imagine the blessing that the what the blessing man the hack.

Charlie Ponger:

The mail blasting man.

Debbie Nigro:

Oh, I never heard it referred to.

Charlie Ponger:

So yes, you gotta keep that

Debbie Nigro:

trim. Okay, so doesn't get quite new zipper. Is that what the problem?

Charlie Ponger:

No, it's

Debbie Nigro:

disgusting. You really get some underwear?

Charlie Ponger:

I do. I get the 15 year old underwear.

Debbie Nigro:

Underwear. You can maybe maybe get some followers. Yeah. Christian Christian Rinaldo, the famous soccer player. Yeah. Yeah, he's got the most followers though. He does. Yeah.

Charlie Ponger:

All right. I don't think I have run all those body anymore. Alright, I'll get us underway have a shot, but I think that men should trim down. They're like the blessing, man. Fine.

Debbie Nigro:

Where'd you get that name for a second? were some really wrong. I made that

Charlie Ponger:

up years ago.

Debbie Nigro:

I'm so happy. Yeah,

Charlie Ponger:

I mean, because you know who wants to

Debbie Nigro:

write? Well, yeah. Anybody I know just you know the women.

Charlie Ponger:

But if you're with a woman you think the woman like don't care about that kind of stuff. Yes or no.

Debbie Nigro:

A woman appreciates a man yes to the trouble of grooming himself. Nicely clean. Doesn't have to be like,

Charlie Ponger:

is it matter to you down there whether or not it's asking a lot of personal questions. I know. But there's a personal show

Debbie Nigro:

in a Catholic Well, girl cowboys. Okay, we didn't talk about this.

Charlie Ponger:

You just think it? Yeah, guys take it off. No, I mean, tell the truth.

Debbie Nigro:

Come on. I mean, take off what's in the way and leave everything else around. All right. I don't know what that means.

Charlie Ponger:

It means that you got to be cleaned down there.

Debbie Nigro:

Yes. And, and you know, it's a courtesy. You're gonna be right with somebody to do your best to. Well, it's also to their liking, because everybody is different. Yeah. likings Yeah. Trust me. I know.

Charlie Ponger:

I'm interested in the woman that don't care too. Like wha

Debbie Nigro:

Yeah, they don't care about something. Well know what you know. I think if you just care about human being Yeah, and whatever their thing is, that makes them happy if you can accept that then that's a beautiful thing. Right? Whatever. You know, as long as it doesn't become an issue.

Charlie Ponger:

What like what like like this thing? We're talking

Debbie Nigro:

why are we spending so much time on this body part? I don't know.

Charlie Ponger:

Because isn't that what life is all about? No, you're too

Debbie Nigro:

alone in this place for so long. So you think about it all

Charlie Ponger:

day. No, I just thought you know,

Debbie Nigro:

two years you don't care well, your body parts and then you go to bed with you. I'm so happy you're happy with yourself? I think it's beautiful. Well, yeah. date you might ask somebody else the questions that are asking me well, would that be your first question? Okay. Well, I was just knocked you a second. They won't know that. I don't like guys when they're too forward about sexual things not out of the gate. No. No,

Charlie Ponger:

but that's the whole thing about light is the whole thing when look, you can get along all that sort of stuff but if the stuff the other

Debbie Nigro:

well that's not the first date, go have some jello, a cup of coffee and see how that goes. Yeah,

Charlie Ponger:

and I'm not dating I'm on trying to do that thing. It's terrible

Debbie Nigro:

because you're too busy without focus on it properly.

Charlie Ponger:

I'm really not a dater.

Debbie Nigro:

Well let me suggest to you that when you do finally find someone lovely. Yeah, me and appreciate you. When you have that moment, then that will come up in time about that conversation. Yes and do not do it too quick because you will not have access

Charlie Ponger:

to like do you like the blast Imad? Shorter a lot of

Debbie Nigro:

black metal more time. I'm leaving. Ridiculous. What else?

Charlie Ponger:

I don't like women with big blessing. Matt.

Debbie Nigro:

How can we stop now? Really, okay,

Charlie Ponger:

you are so Catholic. It's unbelievable.

Debbie Nigro:

I'm not that Catholic. But I'm a little bit of a prude. Except when it's dark I'm an outward prude.

Charlie Ponger:

You're an outward prude. Yeah. And word. Safina right. Oh, see that? Yeah. Right. So

Debbie Nigro:

that's the story. And thing is it's really interesting over time. Yeah. The, the conversation about sex, which, you know, everybody knows it's top, one or two or three things important in life in their lives in a relationship. You know? It's always been like, how much do you want to discuss your sex life with somebody else? And I don't think very many people with class are too specific discussing their sex lives outside of their bedroom.

Charlie Ponger:

Well, that's society.

Debbie Nigro:

Now that classy people are some of whom you should introduce yourself. Look at that face.

Charlie Ponger:

If you could have seen her face. She was like Miss philosopher. All right. We gotta go. See ya.