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July 18, 2022

Seenagers Sex in Florida,

Seenagers Sex in Florida,

Official Seenagers Sex in Floridawith Florida Correspondents Sexy Suzy and Jeff Weiss

It's all about having sex for the over 50 crowd! Florida is crazy, is it the fresh coconuts, the salt air ? The Salt water? It's the over 50 crowd gone wild. Free love just like the days of the original hippies?

Sexy Suzy, correspondents from Florida. Sexy Suzy is hitting on guys at the expense of The Official Seenagers. It's never too late.

And then there is Jeff Weiss, our research dude, who tells us all about what is going on at the 50-plus community named The Villages. Loofahs are the big signal down there when peeps are on the prowl for a partner. Couple swapping, you name it!

All of this is surprising and hysterical for Charlie and Debbie. You gotta give this a listen. It's funny and a little bizarre.

The Villages

Couple Swap

Loofah

Boca Raton

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Seenagers Sex in Florida

Fri, 7/15 10:32AM • 15:01

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

Florida, Boca Raton, The Villages, Seenagers, Teenagers, getting laid over 50 crowd, golf carts, podcast, couple swap, sexy, happy hour, Sexy Susie, porn, people, color, age, Suzy, sex drive, young person's game, fun, cover, women, Charlie Ponger, Jeff Weiss, Debbie Nigro, Never too late

SPEAKERS

Debbie Charlie, unknown, Charlie Ponger, Sexy Suzy, Jeff Weiss, Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro, Debbie Nigro & Charlie Ponger

Charlie Ponger:

Hey, Debbie. How are you?

Debbie Charlie:

We're the official teenagers. Hi guys. Good to be back with you.

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, welcome to the official Seenagers, Teenagers and you are all seenagers

Debbie Charlie:

and if you don't know what that means go back to a prior episode where everybody weighed in on the weight the ways you know or you're a teenager. Yeah. So one way you know is that you're not letting your age get in the way of anything, that's for sure. And that today's theme as we go down and see what's going on in Florida, we have some scene ager correspondents and some teenager reporting in on what is happening in Florida.

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, the first one is sexy. Suzie right.

Debbie Charlie:

Well, sexy. Suzie. Just made her own name. Okay, she did. She calls herself sexy Susie. I have never met her but I love her. And I love her because she's out there. You know, trying to find a new life for herself. Right? So she moves to Florida and we said okay, you can be our teenager correspondent from Florida, and she took it to a whole other level.

Sexy Suzy:

Hi, this is sexy Susie. from Boca with you lovely ladies and one woman's birthday.

01:04

My name is Chen. And why do

Sexy Suzy:

you ladies come to happy hour

01:11

to be out and about enjoy the beautiful weather. check things out.

Debbie Charlie:

Dixie Susie's taking her job very seriously. We actually give her like anything like a microphone or an outfit or no outfit.

Charlie Ponger:

No microphone. She's using her phone.

Debbie Charlie:

He's like CNBC. Yeah. And she said happy hour. I'm actually

unknown:

I'm 59 I always say I'm 29 plus 30. I may not be JLo. But I know Jen.

Charlie Ponger:

Oh, man, that age thing. Here we go with that age thing again.

Debbie Charlie:

You ever notice how like nobody wants to give their like normal age? Our age is always one of those moving, sliding scale things depending on who you're talking to.

Charlie Ponger:

And how about when they say well, how old do I look?

Debbie Charlie:

Yeah, I hate that. I hate that. You got to guess young. Yeah. Yes, old. People go to Aldi. How old are you? And I know, ageless aimless and weightless. You're in?

Charlie Ponger:

I say I'm a teenager. Oh, the

Debbie Charlie:

article. Good news. Yeah, yeah, but but people, people and age. As you know, when they're out meeting new people. They're sort of gauging the situation. Right? Alright, let's go back to sexy Suzy, who's running at this bar.

Sexy Suzy:

Now, I lived in Florida for eight weeks.

unknown:

Oh, wow. I've been here 17 years.

02:29

So what's it like if you want to meet a guy? It's really hard, right?

02:33

Yeah. Well, there's a lot of guys there, either. The Chinese is too young. And they want to go out with an older woman that's relevant for their 80s You know, and they live and I have a 49 year old that I actually met online, and I'm going out to dinner with him. And I've seen him a couple times.

Charlie Ponger:

Debbie, I have a question for you. Well, first of all, it was was she saying like Asian guys or Chinese guys or something like

Debbie Charlie:

that? I don't know. She was making some fun of a sin younger Sandra. It doesn't matter what she was saying. She's talking about her current situation and there are many people who are out there hoping that they meet somebody really nice. And she's just giving you the lay of the land of what she thinks is available talking about going out with a younger guy. And honestly, I don't think age matters I think connection matters so totally. Yeah, but Susie Yeah, she's looking for a guy Yes. She's like she's trying to see what's going on. She's using us to go and interview people obviously find her guy

03:38

obviously right yeah, now something else

Debbie Charlie:

what an angle she's got a daughter with the women which is always you know, I always talk to women when I'm out. Yeah, are women old people? Yes, I I talked to everyone as well. But you know, I flirt with the world. I love it. I love I love communication and conversation. So but Susie is using she's

Charlie Ponger:

on a mission from God you

Debbie Charlie:

know, what else is she talking anybody else? Oh,

unknown:

she shared it with you here this

Sexy Suzy:

show? Are you did you come to happy hour looking to get laid? I don't go

unknown:

anywhere not wanting to go. Oh, man. That's your guy Excuse me. Yeah. All right.

Debbie Charlie:

She did some polishing of her interviewing skills. She does Oh, Mike who says this right out of the gate.

Charlie Ponger:

Boy right out of the gaze. Nice. I wonder what do you think she had on?

Debbie Charlie:

No, you never you don't open the conversation. How you look at it get laid. I mean, it's where she go on with this.

Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 04:40

She's going to get laid obviously. Well, she's just moved to Florida. Just give a couple of tips yoga that starting a cover. So yeah, go ahead because I'm not very good at that either.

Debbie Charlie:

You just want to start with a compliment to somebody else if you want to engage them because nobody doesn't like hearing something nice about themselves. Hello, nice to meet you. Oh, that's a love Leave whatever Oh yeah. Don't fall flat line. No, you gotta be a little engaging not hey here to get laid. Where you go with this? What happens next? I can't take it.

Sexy Suzy:

Okay, this is for a podcast. Would you like a drink? Oh, no, I already have my butt. Thanks.

Debbie Charlie:

What podcast? I guess you're just right reminds me of but you could have the damn thing on off.

Debbie Nigro & Charlie Ponger 05:22

Right would never have known No, because she didn't really care about us.

Debbie Charlie:

This reminds me of when I covered a major golf tournament. I was very young. I was an intern. And it was a professional golf tournament, and I was there to cover it for the radio stations. Reporter had the whole thing. I had a crush on the golf pro son. Oh, you did? He had nothing to do with the tournament whatsoever. And I just needed to get to him. So I went in. I went in to tell him I needed to interview him. Yeah, but the recorder on off and just stood there asking stupid questions. You did? Yeah, we went on for about six months. Let's see how Suzy ends up

Sexy Suzy:

with Michael 50 on Sunday. How are you liking being 50? They all have 40. That's good. Yeah, that's good. Spirit mine. So why do you go to happy hour to get

06:15

to be with my friends and hang out and talk and decompress? from stress and to get laid? Well, no. Try to meet some nice.

Debbie Charlie:

Every conversation is gonna be about getting laid. Has she ever been out of the house? She's unbelievable. She's I don't know. She's a pistol. Yeah. Well, to be honest with you. Yeah. I think she's gonna be very successful. But it's interesting listening. Let's go back.

Charlie Ponger:

Do you think he turned she turned that guy off?

Debbie Charlie:

No. He sounds like a nice guy. Yeah. There's a lot of nice people out there. And yeah, and young people want to have fun when they go out. They want to talk to people. But she got to stop shoving get laid

Charlie Ponger:

down his throat

Debbie Charlie:

to show is this. I hope she doesn't mention the name of the podcast.

unknown:

I do. We're seeing a major. I'll go back and see what we can get like,

Debbie Charlie:

what does she say? Now? She's a very nice one I know.

unknown:

thoroughly. I don't look for that.

Sexy Suzy:

And Bob goes Bob's on a different level. Bob said he goes everywhere looking to get well that's why you know, kids. I have three kids.

unknown:

Three kids. How old are that? 19, 17 and 15.

Sexy Suzy:

How the kid there's still teenagers. You're five fun. Very fun. Well, I wanted to kill my daughter. So

unknown:

that's why I don't want to get laid. I just want to have a good time.

Sexy Suzy:

Yeah, I had I made daughters through the teenage years. It was not easy. But they're doing during their 30 security. Great job. Awesome. All right. So how long have you been in Florida? This is my eighth week in Florida.

unknown:

This is the reason you guys is the new guy. He always wants to come to my house not opening right? Yeah, Bob is definitely guys.

Charlie Ponger:

That was it for sexy.

Debbie Charlie:

She's been there eight weeks? Yeah. You think she's gonna be there much longer? It's gonna keep going. If it is she'll keep going. Yeah, better. She's going out. Using our podcast every time and not telling us it's

Charlie Ponger:

the hook where you are the wing man. We're the wing man.

Debbie Charlie:

Tell you something interesting about Florida. There's a lot going on there that we don't know about? I guess. So a lot like I can't even believe we're about to all find out about about what is going on in some of the 50 plus communities. Jeff, Jeff Weiss. He's Jeff wese. He changed his name. Lovely guy. Yeah. Has a incredible company out of Canada that his mission is to investigate and research trends in the 50 Plus community. That's right. And his company's called, I believe revolution. 55. Yep. So he has some stats about what's going on in the private lives of teenagers. Right. And he shared something that is a fact that has to do with a loofa Oh, and I'm telling you, you can't be aloof about this information.

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, it is crazy bizarre.

Debbie Charlie:

Don't be a loofa about what you're about to hear. Here we go.

Jeff Weiss:

They're all you know, driving around their golf carts. And again, this is kind of, you know, I was reading I was reading about, you know, some of the people's reactions who've been there, live there, whatever it's like, but reading that, you know, if you drive around with your golf cart, which most of you will have there. And if you've got one of those shower loofahs on your antenna are somehow hooked up. And and if it's a special color, it means you're looking for action. Apparently you know where it is that sometimes you'll catch a call But going out on the golf cart,

Debbie Charlie:

I'll never look at a loofa the same again. Unbelievable what color is the color? loofah gives you a message in what you

Charlie Ponger:

imagine. I can't imagine driving around in your stupid golf cart because you're so old that you can't walk around, I guess. I don't know.

Debbie Charlie:

golf carts. There's so much fun on the golf course. No, but I know I would love to drive a golf cart everywhere. Oh, all right. Yeah. But the LOOFAH Can you imagine? The color says what you're up forget your game.

Charlie Ponger:

Your game. Okay, Deb the first First of all, he said that sometimes you get lucky. And they go right at it at on the golf cart. But let me ask you do me a favor. Look at look this up and see if you can find what the colors are. Wait, go ahead. I'm gonna give you a second.

Debbie Charlie:

I'm looking it up while I'm talking. But I just want to say to you, you better be in a lot of yoga classes and Zumba classes to be able to have that golf club sex. Just crazy.

Charlie Ponger:

She's had a car sex. This golf cart sucks,

Debbie Charlie:

please. This is going on? And did you find it did alright? Or

Charlie Ponger:

what does it say? I

Debbie Charlie:

can't I can't. Alright. There's like loofa code. There is Yeah. When you visit these places, and each color has a different meaning. Like the old foxtails member base? Yeah. After 10 years staff member

Charlie Ponger:

oh my god, we're gonna have to get these for our car. I'm gonna

Debbie Charlie:

be a lot easier than going online dating. If people drove on the highways with these loafers? Um, I

Jeff Weiss:

think it's much better. Yeah, because you pull a parking lot you like all right. Into a Bar, right? Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

Debbie Charlie:

You got Yeah. Why waste time? Yeah. Okay, so do you have a white loofa Yeah, that's for novices and beginners, novices and beginners, purple lupine, you know what I'm talking about these little round LUFA? Yeah, I'm never gonna look a loop again. Same way. Purple is a VT for your and people who like to watch. Okay, I think LUFA soft swap people who like to do it with others in the room. Okay, blue LUFA lowest level of full swap those who can play well with others. Yes, great yellow LUFA mio level swap for those who want to have fun but are still nervous.

Charlie Ponger:

So this is just for couples so far.

Debbie Charlie:

Black with a football those who say what the hell let it all go down to a tee. It looks so innocent, that keel over as bisexual for those that want to increase their dating chances. And this somebody actually posted this thing. This is the loop of code and visiting the village as far as friendly his hometown, just a short hour and a half from Disney.

Jeff Weiss:

Oh my gosh. You know, there

Debbie Charlie:

was actually a Hulu documentary. Yeah, in 2001. And I was just reading about just now some kind of Heaven explores the dark underside of America's largest retirement community known as the village is actually a place. Wow. Oh, no.

Charlie Ponger:

I'm gonna I'm gonna but there's no there was nothing in there for about single people. It was all couples swap kind of stuff. Like

Debbie Charlie:

do your thing besides a loofa What do you think got you a banana? Oh, no, that's ridiculous.

Charlie Ponger:

Shit. All right, everybody.

Debbie Charlie:

We done with the show? Yeah, why not? All right, so let's just wrap it up. Yeah, what was it? I thought I heard some music. Oh, there it is. There it is. There's the music. So basically, that was just a little insight into what's going on in Florida. Yeah. Which is just one state in this big bad country we live in. We are having seen agers call in and report in from different states around the country. We'd love you to be one and have some fun with us. It's all pure fun. be such a blast for all you guys. Some good laughs out here. So please connect with us. We're over at the official teenagers.com And we are welcoming your input perspective from wherever you are in the country. Let's make make us laugh.

Charlie Ponger:

And we're on every podcast platform on the planet.

Debbie Charlie:

We are Yeah, we are. Okay, so where do you want people to go hear the podcast? Well, they can go to where they're listening to so we want to tell them now. Oh, with a member that you never know. You never know. But anyway, what I want to say is we'd love your help and support because the industry keeps saying the older people are not listening to podcasts. Yes, a young person's game. Really rarely watch this. We own it like this. Yeah, babe ain't going down anytime soon as people are going on with people, other other people. Yeah, we're here for fun. Having some belly labs in between a very dark world. So yeah, help us out. Everyone.

Charlie Ponger:

Thank you so much for listening. Please write in. You can. You can even leave us a voicemail online with one

Debbie Charlie:

of those voicemails I have. I'm Debbie Nigro, and I am Charlie Ponger Alright guys, see officials, Seenagers, Never too late, teenagers.

Charlie Ponger:

See you later. Bye.