Nov. 28, 2021

The Bees! Can't Make This Up

The Bees! Can't Make This Up

Charlie shares his embarrassing and hysterical story about getting stung by bees. Debbie is just too funny!

Season 1; Episode 1:  
The Official Seenagers, Can't Make This Up. Teaser.  A compilation of a few hilarious episodes. Additionally, we added a segment named "Jeez, What The Heck Happened To You This Week?!  Listen, laugh, and please join in on the fun! 

Transcript

The Bees! Can’t make this up

Fri, 2/25 10:16AM • 5:08

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

outdoor shower, called, baking soda, nose, grandmother, baking, propane, tanks, mosquito bite, bees, put, co hosts, soda, agers, windex, benadryl, nanny, wasps, numb, slats

SPEAKERS

Charlie and Debbie, Debbie Charlie, Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger

Charlie Ponger:

Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thanks for stopping by and listening to the scene agers. I'm Charlie along with Debbie and we're your co hosts. wait to hear this short episode to starkel it's called the bees. And now the bees play. Right so do you know about baking soda and you put a little water in it, you make a paste and it takes the burn away? Did your grandmother ever do that for you?

Charlie and Debbie:

I use baking soda for cooking purposes.

Charlie Ponger:

You never did it for like, Oh, I got a thing you think a mosquito bite? You put it on there? No, I

Charlie and Debbie:

don't remember that. My grandmother was big on Seabreeze. She put Seabreeze and hyena tone on everything. I don't even know what it was the most disgusting. Windex. Oh, yeah, everybody had that thing. Right.

Charlie Ponger:

So my grandmother nominee side of

Charlie and Debbie:

the family. My mother's the she was on maternal side. Okay, Nanny

Charlie Ponger:

nanny, if something happened like that poison ivy, she would make a paste and put it on, you know, baking soda and actually works. So I'm out of propane for my generator, right? I'm very close to being unappropriate. So I called the propane. I had scheduled it for some time this week. But I said please, if you can, if you can get here on Saturday, I'd really appreciate it. And so the woman then said, Well, why don't you go out and read me? Because I have three big tanks out here. Why don't you go out and read me? How much propane you had left.

Debbie Charlie:

Could you even see? Yeah.

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, so I open up tank number one. Yeah. And out flies. There's a there's a hornet's nest in there. And boom, one hits me right in the nose. And I'm like, Oh, she goes, I'm on the folder. She goes, Are you alright? I go. It's 20% She goes, Oh my God. And I said wait, I'll read you the others. And as I'm doing that, my nose is getting numb and it's getting swamped. Like this. My cheek is getting numb and I can feel in the back of my throat. I know I had had a heart attack. Yes. So heart attack. So I went through and I did the other two tanks 2020 20 And she goes she goes right now do you do you want to talk to the world guard? Do you want to call me back and take care of that? I go yet that because I needed oil. But something else happened prior to that right? Well, I was in the shower. You know I have this outdoor shower

Charlie and Debbie:

just keeps going on his nose

Charlie Ponger:

yeah, oh yeah. And I had baking soda all over my nose right and it works and it's swollen yeah no swollen in the work and your eyes were watering the throat

Charlie and Debbie:

wasn't closing or it was it was like no advantage was numb. My throat was no oh, I have I would have been free I would have been called EMS. I have a drill I carry Benadryl. I'm always think I'm dying if something really

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, so I'm in the outdoor shower. Come out of the shower right now. I have to go number one. Really? Yeah, talk about that. Yeah, well, I

Charlie and Debbie:

had to go number one. So I thought well, why don't I just go number one off the deck. And why did you see on the shower? Cuz I didn't have to go number one. So I went number one off the deck and you know I put it through the thing that the Yeah, put the band on the teenager. So you know like the what are they called? You know, slaps the slats right railing is gonna be good. I got hit three times by wasps there was a nest under there that honest to god there was a nest under there boom boom boom I'm like oh my god my thing hurts so much you can't tell honestly think it is I went and made the baking soda and now think about it think about is I wish somebody was here to see this because oh my god i baking soda all over me down there.

Debbie Nigro:

Oh my god. That's true. This is really pathetic.

Charlie Ponger:

You're crying because you're here by yourself you thought I had the honor to get to the stories Yeah cuz I'm single nobody around keep

Debbie Nigro:

telling this story oh yeah it's a first year she kept that to myself as a big first date story but took that one away are you dating anybody? okay cuz you haven't haven't gotten over the world yet. may want to go while you're still swollen I'm sorry

Charlie Ponger:

yeah, these things happened to me. i Well, I guess nobody to date around. Here

Debbie Nigro:

we go. We come to a place with that many bees!.