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Dec. 2, 2022

Martha Stewart & Baby Names!

Martha Stewart & Baby Names!

In this comical episode, Charlie goes up to Martha Stewart and has to share something he thinks is important to her! From there, the three co-hosts, Charlie Ponger, Debbie Nigro and Luz Michelle, talk about what type of animal you would want to be to talk about how their kids got their baby names! There's more than that. You get the picture!

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Transcript

Baby Names

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

peacock, born, names, mother, Kendall, Martha, apron, Kristen, kids, daughter, Martha Stewart, thought, nurse, baby, Isaiah, story, boy, act, Bianca, Isaiah Robertson, Urso, bears, Snoop Dog, Bedford, NY, Ward Pound Ridge Reservation, Westchester, birthdays, Baby Names, Hospital, Columbia Presbyterian

SPEAKERS

Luz Michelle, Debbie Nigro, Charlie Ponger

charlie ponger:

Hey everyone, welcome to the official Seenagers. How are you?

Debbie Charlie:

Here we are again. That's Charlie ponger

charlie ponger:

Hey, guys, we're talking over each other.

Debbie Charlie:

All right, you're Charlie ponger. Yeah,

charlie ponger:

I am. Who are you?

Debbie Charlie:

I'm Debbie Nigro.

Luz Michelle:

And who are you? I'm Luz. Michelle.

charlie ponger:

And here we are the official seenagers. You know?

Debbie Charlie:

You got a story.

charlie ponger:

I I met Martha Stewart the other night. All right, let's go. What's the stone I kind of you need to slow down young lady.

Luz Michelle:

Excited. So

charlie ponger:

I'm not gonna say the name of the venue. But it was local here in Bedford, New York. And it was a beautiful, but he's not gonna say the name to protect her a little bit, right? I mean, she's a famous person. So she it's a gig. And everybody's waiting for the main act to show up and it's outdoor. And there she is. She goes and sneaks in the front. She came from backstage and she sneaks in the front to sit down to listen to the gig.

Debbie Charlie:

You gotta think about her. Right? I kind of do. She's very attracted to me. And she's Cuban. You got to think about her because you keep talking. And she's cute. Now you have another story.

charlie ponger:

So I figured, alright, it's really loud. It's outside. And the whole thing I got, excuse me, I gotta go make my move over here. So I go around. And I stand in front of Martha. She's sitting down with her friends. And I say to her, Hey, Martha. She goes, yeah. And

Debbie Charlie:

you say what that voice? Yeah, they do. And you lowered your octave to go, Hey, Martha.

charlie ponger:

Does with the delivers. And yeah. So I said, even though I went like this, Hey, Martha, and at better, and I said, you and I have something in common? What's that? She said, and I said, we're both born on the same day, August 3, and she went August 3. And then the guy next to her goes fire signs. And then the girl next door Martha goes, I'm a Capricorn. I'm a fire sign to everybody. Yes, yeah. Now it's getting you know, the audience get louder and everything. And so I say and Tony Bennett was born on our day, Martha, and you can't tell and I know and I was like, Alright, I gotta get out of here. Because I could tell she was it was like Hartford or here. But when I'm turning around and going around the corner, she yells out of the corner of her mouth. She was like, I thought she said Nelson Mandela, but I looked so I looked it up, but, but it wasn't him. I don't know. It was some famous like person like that, Charlie, and then that was it. And then that was my thing for more because we really want her on the show,

Debbie Charlie:

right? I dressed up in an apron with naked to try and get her attention last week. Not to get her attention. I just was such a champion of what she did. You saw if you guys missed it, Martha Stewart was like a trending on Tiktok wearing nothing but an apron at 81 years old looking damn good. Doing a commercial for Green Mountain Coffee about everything being natural. Yeah. So I went got my daughter's apron, which didn't match anything. And I had nothing underneath and did a little tribute to mine. Yeah, I told her she should make a sexy line of apron.

charlie ponger:

I think she should write she looks great man she she thin she's got a beautiful jaw line.

Debbie Charlie:

She really 81 years old.

charlie ponger:

Can you believe it? There's just no way she looks at

Luz Michelle:

peacocks when beautiful peacocks on her on her property.

Luz, Charlie, Debbie:

Beautiful thing on her proper so I'm having to the peacocks go there.

Luz Michelle:

Oh, now she got new ones now. Oh, really? Yeah. There was a new batch.

Debbie Charlie:

Was there a peacock problem?

Luz Michelle:

There was a peacock problem?. She had a rare peacock was

Debbie Luz Charlie:

all white is something wet and killed some peacocks property. Oh, probably

Luz Michelle:

coyote coyotes was the garden was a terrible story. Terrible.

Debbie Charlie:

Have you ever seen a peacock in person like at the zoo when they walk around?

charlie luz:

There are peacocks at pound Ridge Reservation. That they they're

charlie debbie luz:

there. Yeah, it's there. They're beyond comprehension. Wouldn't it be cool to have such a walker ride? And by the way, that's the guys. Yeah, the girls have nothing going on. The girls are like they didn't even get to the CVS drugstore aisle. There's nothing zero.

charlie luz:

Hey, I think I'm gonna get peacocks here. Oh, boy.

Debbie Charlie:

Oh, that'll be fun. I can't wait to walk in have one go.

charlie ponger:

With Enzo the cat.

Debbie Charlie:

Honestly, if I were if I were an animal, I'd be a peacock except for the luggage. lugging that thing around female peacock or a male. I'd be a male peacock because look at that act.

charlie ponger:

I would definitely be a cheetah what would you be loose?

Luz Michelle:

I'd love to be a parent or a CRO you would? Why? I just have a fascination with both of them. You do? I would love a parrot. There's nothing I want more than a parrot or a gecko. I haven't done it yet. The House wants a dog

Debbie Charlie:

or a cat

Luz Michelle:

a parent and would love a parent.

Debbie Charlie:

Do you know I was just gonna

Luz Michelle:

repeat after you whatever. I would just love that type of personality in the house and Mother confident thing Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck you.

Debbie Charlie:

I take my peacock back. I don't want to lug that stuff around. I'm trying to be I'm trying to lighten up. Seriously, that's a that's a big act right that peacock. I do always wanted to be a bird. A bird like it's sore. Just go everyone just fly over everybody. Yeah, like the inspite of the bird thing and worrying about a grizzly bear. No, it's just I don't wanna be out there. No, no, my

charlie ponger:

my maternal side of my family is the name is Urso. And that means bear in Italian or Latin. Really? Yeah. Is

Luz Michelle:

that what you want to be a man?

charlie ponger:

I think so. I kind of am like, Charlie bear. Charlie bear. Charlie, you

Debbie Charlie:

know that can be a handle for you. For dating purposes, Charlie bear, because the browser you're using is not working. Chico with a bear? Well, Charlie is

Luz Michelle:

actually a really good show on Hulu called bear. There is excellent

charlie ponger:

Frankie peppers calls me Charlie boy. Charlie boy

Debbie Charlie:

Charlie boys getting you nowhere. Yeah, okay, so just

charlie ponger:

listen I'm not I'm not in I'm not in that world anyway to what world united? No, no the world of like having a mate or some you know a woman that

Debbie Charlie:

in life anything with boy at the end is just no John boy, Charlie boy. Yeah, baby boy. It's a boy. It's ridiculous.

Luz Michelle:

JR, Charlie Jr. The third.

Debbie Charlie:

It means you really Holly?

charlie ponger:

Yeah. Some people call me Charles a third.

Debbie Charlie:

Really? Yeah. That's nice. Chance the third? Yeah.

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You know, you think I'd have money with that guy.

Debbie Charlie:

You should have money with that kind of name. Shouldn't I? Yeah. You should change everything and

Luz Michelle:

try again. Yeah, change. restyle is always

Debbie Charlie:

a name. When you were a kid you wished your mother or father had named you that you like, Oh, I like that name better. I always wanted to be Kathy. I thought Kathy was a cooler name. Yeah, who would you want to be Veronica? I knew it. So Veronica, Isaiah, you didn't really want that?

charlie ponger:

Because there was a great foot wide. outside linebacker,

Debbie Charlie:

you say a Robertson? Oh, yes.

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He wanted to be Isaiah. Yeah, that's why I wanted to be Isaiah.

Debbie Charlie:

And what about naming your kids? Did you think about long and hard what you named your children?

Luz Michelle:

Yeah, my husband and I went with naming after our fathers when they pass How nice to begin with A's. How about you?

Debbie Charlie:

I gave my daughter a name and then took it back. Yeah. It took me nine months to come up with Bianca. Yeah, because Bianca stood for white and she was being born around Christmas time. And her father's last name was Natoli. Which stands for like, you know, darkness. Christmas on Christmas, Christmas. Natal. So I thought she'd be a little white Christmas. Oh, so I named her Bianca. And when my mother came to, you know, those mothers with the face sometimes they could just take you right down. I just gave birth my mother shows up she sends the little flower thickening the shape of a dog damn Debbie and Bianca with the balloons and she comes in she goes What are you going to call her be? I said what? I'm over here like you know, just trying to come back for nine months being pregnant and she goes I get what you're saying. She goes I don't know what the name I go What do you mean you don't know she was gonna call it be beyond be beyond I go you know what? Dang Dang. Nurse. Nurse. Bring that baby back. She brings the baby back. I go cancel the name. Cancel the name the nurse like really? I got my mother Kaizala name. But the baby back. I go you happy? Are you happy? Now we have no need. So that I had to keep bringing the nurse bell go. I bring her up. They brought her out they go I got to try this. Oh, Carlene as you know, I put it back not working. Put it back. This is crazy story on the third night. I had a dream. Don't ask me why you came came to me. Alexis. Michelle. came to me in my head. I don't know why. Alexis Carrington Michelle. I don't know. I bring in. The nurse comes I go I got it. So we named her Alexis. Michelle. That took nine months and three days. Because my mother Oh my god. Yeah, she's gonna face that mother's face. Oh, yeah. The face. But your mother when you were young have a face that was just you knew you just there was no no coming back my

charlie ponger:

mother. All she did was laugh. So but when my daughters were born, right. I wanted to name Kristen my oldest Christina after my mother's middle name. And her mom didn't want to have anything to do with that. So we settled on Kristen. When Kristen was born, Patty boy, you know you hit the name came with me to the to the hospital to look through the glass and look at Kristen being born. And I was in you know I was in the delivery room for that. That was quite a scene man.

Debbie Charlie:

No kidding. Oh

charlie ponger:

my god. So we're there and it's all of my ex wife's family there. And myself and Pat that's it. And they're going oh, look how beautiful she is. She looks like my ex wife. Oh, look at her eyes look like her their grandmother. Oh, look at her teeth. They look like this. And then finally the the real kicker was kick was Kristen was born with black curly hair. I've had black curly hair over here. Yeah. And so they look, they look at the mentioned at the black earlier. And the sister goes and she's in her friend is Sue Ellen's, and she's got Suellen and so bad boy slaps me across the chest because you fucking have anything to do. With story that's

Debbie Charlie:

funny man.

charlie ponger:

Like, oh my god and so that. So now fast forward kendal's born. Now when I was 15 years old, I went to this rich kids house. Baldwin was last name. And there was a can a read can in their TV room of Kendall oil. Okay. Yep. And I like I went, Wow, what a great name. You thought that? Yeah. And I said Kendall. So when, when I said to myself self one day, if I have a child, I'm going to name one of my children, Kendall, whether it's a boy or girl, I don't care

Debbie Charlie:

as a crazy moment in time, right? Well, I can film that. And,

charlie ponger:

you know, he told me that the father on the company, which is bullshit, the whole thing was bullshit about that. But so i i kendal's Born ad set, her name is Kendall I didn't want to have any if ands or buts about it. Like she didn't. There was none of that conversation went to as the kid's name is Kendall that's it or not, you know. So now, yeah, whenever Kendall you know, she was like, you know, in her 25th or whatever. And she pissed me off. Kendall, I want you to remember one thing, I named you after an oil. Refreshing for Cell Life. And you know, there's, there's no getting mad at my kids for more than like, a minute. No, Max, you know,

Debbie Charlie:

I have a story that I don't have enough to tell I'm not going to name the people. But the my, my friend's daughter had twins. And the names were outrageous, like names that you didn't want your children. Like, how's that going to work? Like, where the names come from? ridiculous name that we thought but we don't wanna be disrespectful. So I go with her. And they were a little preemies at the time went down it I forget Columbia Presbyterian. And I looked at her and she looked at me and we looked at names like, Oh, we got to get a black marker. A black magic marker. We're changing these names right now. Right? Here she goes. Seriously? Seriously? got changed. This can't go on. What were the names? I can't it didn't make no I'm not going to do a reveal. And I don't want to be Oh, that's like

Luz Michelle:

being a baby and appropriate. Nobody thinks is cute. But everybody's like, Oh, and then you woke up and you're like, ah

charlie ponger:

there's not a newborn in the world. That looks cute. I'm sorry. They all look like Winston Churchill to me. Stop.

Debbie Charlie:

I've met some up my daughter's what ornament I was like, a baby. Where's the rest of the you shouldn't have died. It's ridiculously small. You know, my

Luz Michelle:

little boy was nine and a half pounds.

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Wow. Is that big?

Luz Michelle:

Are you just like, I think he did a really good job. She was so like, I didn't my biggest worry would having a baby was I felt they're so delicate. And I'm so rough. So the fact that she was like, thick like I was like,

Debbie Charlie:

He's God. You didn't give birth? I have a birth memory because I gave birth and I

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did not have very good, Charlie.

Debbie Charlie:

A very loud memory. I'm not proud of it. I gave birth to my daughter and they you know that moment? I was natural to try that. It's not a good sport. And I said, Oh, she's very nice. I'll meet her later. I need a cigarette scotch.

Luz Michelle:

Yeah, kidding me? No,

Debbie Charlie:

I'm not kidding you. She's very nice. I just need a few minutes here just to get every cigarette Scotch something. Like just

Luz Michelle:

right. What was that? Like though? Exactly like when I had the babies like everybody was all like, hey, yeah, baby Mommy. Oh my god, gifts and balloons. And I was just like, I just I just want to join the shop.

Debbie Charlie:

Right? I'm sitting in dance and

charlie ponger:

I didn't have How did we get from Martha Stewart to having kids.

Debbie Charlie:

It's probably too late for you to have kids with Martha Stewart however, yeah. cocked together may not be too late for you to be

charlie ponger:

friends with her. You just never know how he did. What's the next move here? Oh, she would have to make the move. Right. She'd have to find I don't

Debbie Charlie:

think she's thinking about you today. But I think if you want to wait till next year, you send her a birthday card on her birthday and then you have a shot. Yeah, maybe ask her. Why you bring her a little cupcake or something.

Luz Michelle:

She's a little outfit for her peacock. She's

Debbie Charlie:

an avid for the peacock. I think any

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doing anything like that. And she shouldn't be on our show though. I think she should have a blast and

Luz Michelle:

she got to bring Snoop Dogg.

charlie ponger:

Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg Vicki beat bring a girl I'm here with him if he showed he's so smooth, so Snoop,

Luz Michelle:

you're gonna have to pick these rocks up with microphones.

charlie ponger:

She'll bring her on Supergirl red carpet. We'll have security here the whole Alright you guys, thank you so much for listening the official teenagers 123 Celia