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Nov. 4, 2022

Construction Innuendos!


Yeah, construction innuendos are a real thing. From knob and Tube, to Spider Nuts, Studs, Hoe... I think you get the picture. Well, this is what this short funny episode is all about.

The Official Seenager, Never Too Late.

Improv comedy riffing and so much more.

Transcript

Construction Innuendos

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

construction, vibrator, nipples, hoe, eggplant, male, nuts, pervert, stud finder, female, sexual innuendo, plumber, polished, spider, spider nuts official, phone, heard, hole, sexual, door handles, house, remodeling, hours, Home Depot, eggplant, comedy, improv comedy, improv comedy riffing

SPEAKERS

Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro & Luz Michelle

charlie ponger:

If I were a carpenter Hey everyone, welcome to The Official Seenagers I'm Charlie Ponger. I'm

debbie charlie luz:

Debbie Nigro and

Luz Michelle:

Luz Michelle. I

Debbie,Charlie,Luz:

buddy Luz Michelle we love her, I am adopt our adopted third party here on The Official Seenagers. So Charlie, yeah, stuff around the house I noticed you have something new here you noticed?. Actually, I didn't tell you I'm looking at one now.

charlie debbie luz:

Yeah, what is change? Yeah,

debbie charlie luz:

big change.

charlie debbie luz:

I put a I put a new door handle.

debbie charlie luz:

Girls do not notice. Where the new shaft just like you wouldn't notice. I was wearing a new dress. Okay, right. Didn't notice your door handle but congratulations.

charlie luz:

I was very proud. It took only took me three hours. Put it in because the shaft didn't fit the hole.

Debbie Charlie Luz:

Couldn't wait to say that. I had slimeball you tell us I had

charlie debbie luz:

to ream the hole out a little bit to get shaft in

Debbie Charlie:

it continues on

charlie ponger:

this construction talk to because construction Believe it or not because I was in construction for a while has a lot of sexual innuendos. only you would discovered that they're pretty friggin obvious. I gotta tell you all construction

debbie charlie luz:

trades, or just the ones your trades

charlie Luz:

are pretty obvious about and they're unintentional, but they just didn't ask because the materials are made like you know their nipples. Right? And one

debbie charlie luz:

could make nipples I need some

charlie debbie luz:

plumber says to me, and this is true. Hey, listen, Charlie. You got to really twist those nipples in order to make sure make sure you got to squeeze them and twist him I went why? I swear to god pervert Yeah, and I'm like my head no idea what he was saying.

Debbie Luz Charlie:

Nobody was saying he's a pervert plumber. What are you gonna do so this How did you find this plumber? Who speaks like this?

charlie debbie luz:

Well, this was a long time ago.

Luz Michelle:

How did you respond?

charlie ponger:

I one time a guy said can you do you got spider nuts?

Debbie Charlie:

Buy or not for Halloween dress up

charlie ponger:

really? The type of nut that are called Spider spider nuts. Really? Those spider nuts. I mean, some of these things are just crazy.

debbie charlie luz:

I've never heard of Spider Man Home Depot you ever try and find spider nuts and

Luz Michelle:

nuts and balls? All right. When you go when you're doing like screwing something in you need nuts and balls, bolts honey

Luz, Debbie, Charlie:

bolts. Some of us call it balls. I guess. Are you serious? There's

charlie debbie luz:

actually a Who are these people? Oh call them nuts and balls. They were plumber. She was dead serious.

charlie, debbie:

There's a guy I heard a guy one time say bring that hoe over here. Excuse me? It's a backhoe. Yeah, he wanted to get the guy to drive it. Go tell that guy to bring the hoe over here.

Debbie Charlie:

Bring the hoe we're hoeing. There's

charlie ponger:

all kinds of stuff like that. I can't imagine. You know,

debbie charlie luz:

oh, actually, I do know. I bought something just because of what it was called. Yeah, because of the sexual innuendo. Who am I to say? I don't get this. It was a stud finder. Yeah. Okay, you got it. So I bought it so I could find studs Yeah, I have one Yeah, but not like in the wall like I was looking for like real guys to have this maybe I'll just aim it and who's ever gonna find whoever's a stud? So yeah, there's a stud finder. Those very handy tool

Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 03:32

very handy there's there's a vibrator in construction used for exactly what it's to you know when you pour after concrete you use the vibrator to get all the air out of the concrete now it's like you got that vibrator

Charlie, Luz, Debbie:

so sure so if you're in billing on the other side I am accounts receivable or accounts payable at a construction companies I could name for one hoe you paying? Three nipples. vibrator, okay vibrators, some balance do

charlie debbie luz:

a header. Big head or

debbie charlie luz:

you just love this conversation.

charlie debbie luz:

It's unbelievable, right?

debbie charlie luz:

There's got to be more that you miss.

charlie debbie luz:

I'm sorry. I miss him. But I mean, there's a ton of them. I can't wait to hear the rest. I'll just leave it at that because No, I think you do. Sure.

debbie charlie luz:

This is a home improvement show. All right. So yeah, we've gone wrong.

charlie, debbie, luz:

So you got the male and the female plugs. Right. They're busy. Do you know what the male side of an electrical plug

debbie charlie luz:

is? In a lineup? Yeah.

charlie ponger:

Yeah. All right. So that's the stuff that you know, when you plug something into the holes, that's considered the male. The receptacle, what's receiving those rods? is female

debbie charlie luz:

same with a eggplant there's a male and female they eggplant to but I can never you know what they need to get involved with the electrical company because maybe you help them identify the male and female eggplant because you just have no clue at least they let you know you know like is that real white male and female Eggplant The Imagine yeah wow yeah one has more seeds

charlie ponger:

um it's true a lot of guys and construction call you know identify like war trucks and stuff she they get

debbie charlie luz:

yeah they name all the trucks her over here ran over back her up, oh yeah

Luz Michelle:

yeah like a car yeah, would you name her? Yeah, she looks great. Yeah, she looks great. Look at her curves

debbie charlie luz:

she's she's a load

charlie ponger:

boy she's polished nice.

Luz Michelle:

We're just gonna keep doing this

debbie charlie luz:

we could just keep going there's there's a lot more I'm gonna look them up on my phone. Oh you are cuz I Google everything you just you just keep going with the show.

charlie ponger:

You gotta tap her lightly tap that lightly. Really? You gotta bang that hard?

Luz Michelle:

Yeah, hit that hard. I've heard that Yeah, I mean we Yeah, how

charlie ponger:

big is your hammer? We need to you need a bigger hammer

debbie charlie luz:

Give me your hammer head. Yeah,

charlie debbie luz:

you know what kind of strict

debbie charlie luz:

terms that you just keep going guys trying to think of some Oh,

charlie ponger:

that's that's tongue and groove that looks just

Luz Michelle:

to me

charlie ponger:

there's an absolute ton of them right.

debbie charlie luz:

So Okay. Why are the names of wolves construction tools so sexual in nature is actually a thing that people have. Is there Yeah, in Cora Yeah. In core. Oh, he's got the buck chisels.

charlie debbie luz:

Oh, there are bunches about them. But chisel have finished finger joints. Finger joins Max lap joints. Yeah, make sure you seal that slit. I wrote them all.

debbie charlie luz:

Yeah, I think you will have dirty mind and I never ever would have thought this way. almost embarrassed to be

Luz Michelle:

here. Now. I'm gonna pay attention all the time. Guys. Yeah.

debbie charlie luz:

I can't wait to get my stud finder.

charlie luz:

screws you have loose. See the nipples one though. Great. Oh my gosh. True story. Yeah.

Luz Michelle:

So he said you have this. You got sqeeze them? You gotta squeeze

charlie ponger:

and twist. Twist them hard. You gotta twist them harder than God. Where's my orange book? Yeah, so that's it for that's it for the little construction

Luz Michelle:

construction then that builds? Yeah. nipples and hoes nipples and

charlie debbie luz:

hoes. Right.

debbie charlie luz:

I'm still reading all the names.

charlie ponger:

All right, everyone. Hey, listen. Thanks so much for listening to this little bit on the official seenagers. And

debbie charlie luz:

123 Celia that was a horrible out. We can do that. While we're like oh my gosh. So no enthusiasm. I know. I social going because I was on my phone. Yeah. All right,

Luz Michelle:

fine. Let's distract phones.

charlie debbie luz:

Alright everybody. 123 See you later. Bye.