A beautiful Cat has been showing up at Charlie's cottage. The cat scares Debbie because Debbie has been recently traumatized with her own problem. Skunks, skunks are living under Debbie's house. Luz, the city girl, has a first; she watched a Deer poop in her yard and Woodpeckers beating up her house. It just gets funnier and funnier...
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Luz Michelle, Debbie Nigro, Debbie CharlieDebbie Nigro, Luz Michelle:
Reality you got here that you needed this like a little Oh yeah.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 00:02
Oh my god so we were just talking about what about Enzo the catDebbie Nigro:
which moved who moved in with you? And he's not your cat. How long has he been here?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 00:14
He's been here for like since the spring back and forth.Debbie Charlie:
Okay, so yeah, you have noticed he looks like a wild animal like not cat like like bigger, more dramatic, dangerous animal beautiful
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 00:26
cat. So I'm Charlie pongerLuz Michelle:
on Luz Michelle. I'mDebbie Charlie:
Oh, mine. I had actually started deer poop on my lawn. Yeah, and I watched it the whole time. That was the first one with my coffee just watching it do that.Debbie Luz:
Debbie Nigro . We are being wild today about wild animals. All right, I met a wild week of skunks, living under my house. I mean, come on, man. Come on. I just And what was your wild animal take turns with our wild animal scenarios.Debbie Charlie:
That's like watching Dr. Pimple Popper popper. Oh, come on. Don't even talk about her. It's grown Charlie.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 01:08
Yeah, that cat you walked in? Yeah, you're walking down the stairs. You're like what is that?Debbie Charlie:
I'm already sure. Other wildlife. Okay, now I had this. It looks like a cheetah or an animal that you'd find in Safari land only a mini version. It didn't look like any like happy like sit on my lap cat.Luz Michelle:
cross-eyed. It's yeah, it's crossed.Debbie Charlie:
Which I wanted to say is probably why can't get home. Because he's crossed. It keeps coming back around the circle. And there you are.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 01:38
You should have seen your fit. This is a beautiful, it's got to be a domestic cat for sure. Because someone's got a flea collar around it. But it shows up here all the time. And this morning, for example. All of a sudden I open the kitchen door and I hear the thing comes jumping at me and starts rubbing my legs. I feed it you saw that put look. What are you supposed to feed the cat water orDebbie Charlie:
may not let strange animals in your house? That would be a first order of business it comes in and your store for effection. So anything.Luz Michelle:
He'll get it in any way he canDebbie Charlie:
and I want to rename them. What do you want to name Inzo with the eyes and
so it's an Inzo? Inzo. All right. Let's name him Inzo,Debbie Charlie:
but I'm worried that he's not home. Well.Luz Michelle:
He looks well taken care of them.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 02:26
He's home here.Debbie Charlie:
Well, anybody around here started to look for him to anybody looking for them. Oh,charlie ponger:
I actually actually went on to Bedford Nice. First I started well, lost cats. I couldn't and there was nothing so then I went to lost pussies DidDebbie Charlie:
you should be arrested? disgust me.Luz Michelle:
I went around.Debbie Charlie:
The cat even wants to come
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 02:49
here. I don't know if it's a male or female cat.Debbie Charlie:
Okay, well, who cares?Luz Michelle:
He said it's rubbing up against you. IDebbie Charlie:
mean, really? They're very loose. Aren't there very few mountain animals by sheerly looking at them. You can tell their sex, we were just saying yeah, Road Runner 100%. Anybody know what Road Runner is a male or female when I could have gone by so fast. How could you tell in the
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 03:10
cartoon your death? It's definitely a male is gotta be.Luz Michelle:
It was very defined. Oh.Debbie Charlie:
You know, what? Road Runner was a great cartoon growing up your pappy. Oh, yeah, you're funny. Oh, now. Hey, Deb. I'm reading about the Road Runner.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 03:28
I was gonna say I didn't know who you were like Miss research over there.Debbie Charlie:
I am a research nut job. Deb. Like, can I just tell you this question was is there a difference between a male and female Road Runner? It's not like was like a question. Nobody's been able to catch them to find out but what they said they have a special thing that there's not a lot of difference between the men and the girls and the Road Runner world. And it's got a name to it. And I never heard it before. It's called sexual dimorphism. That sexual dimorphism will be or lack there of in the Greater Roadrunner. We're gonna have to talk about that another time.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 04:06
Yeah, I know. That's like yeah, we need professionals in there in here for that one.Debbie Charlie:
So you're talking about the sex of the cat that is hovering on your leg?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 04:15
I have no idea. It's probably might have the same thing going. It's probably a man. Yeah, you never know. You don't know. Yeah, cuz women don't rub up against me like that.Debbie Charlie:
I walked in with a coat that looked like you wild animal.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 04:28
Yeah, matching your match with the cat. The cat that's why you ran away probably thought you were a panther or a leopard or something. So the cat took off.Debbie Charlie:
It's not by accident. I had enough run into wildlife that I'm coming in strong and I cannot take another wild animal thinking that you know, they're going to intimidate me. I just come in with that code. I'm like, yeah, what
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 04:52
happened? What are you talking about?Debbie Charlie:
Just everything in everybody. I can't stand it. You know, I always lived in a really high apartment like for 20 up near overlooking the water, he was a concierge dance did into a park as a single mom with a daughter, you know, I felt comfortable and protected. And then one day I moved to the lower ground a couple years ago, maybe 10 would send lower ground near dirt floor like you know, movers floor note, I moved to a house with like dirt. Yeah, okay, I've been removed from dirt. And I happen to live near water. So all kinds of wild things I didn't understand it was moving to Wild Kingdom. So this week, no bad problem. I had a trapper on speed dial and making positive as well. For the trapper. I'm like, come on, you gotta just I know you're with your wife and it's a holiday. I gotta come get this possum out of my you know, I've been through this. Oh, my. So last week, I want to speed it up. I started smelling skunk, which Okay, one off is fine. Two days. Now it's in my house. Now. It's like they're spraying up into my floors in my off, like choking us out of a dead sleep. I go No, son, this is not good. This is not good. I'm gonna die of skunk itis. And so I start Googling like a crazy person. And I'm thinking, all right, what do you do, you know, boil apple cider vinegar. You can you know, coffee grinds. I had every trick. I know, mothballs. But last time I tried that I almost died. So I pulled out of my name one day up the driveway and I see a neighbor I go, Hey, how you doing? I got these gum problems. Or I have my own in the market over here. And he said, Oh, we're always around. Here. He goes, I just saw the mother and all the little babies and the bells went off. Mother and all the little babies have moved in with me. I knew it. I knew the shortest as soon as he said it. So now I'm googling by talking about him. And what happens is the babies start spraying like all the time they just say likeLuz Michelle:
they don't want to control it because mommyDebbie Charlie:
well now she coming back. I'm scared. So this is going all over
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 06:48
the place. Had a video for this. Oh myDebbie Charlie:
God, my my nerves, right. So finally today today, right before I came here, the trapper God a couple came yesterday put the traps and I love this guy aid. He's so cool. He's tall is he's just he's like the greatest creeper Trapper I've ever met. I can't believe you do this gross stuff. But alright, we'd like a cup of coffee. You want some? We want some macaroni, anything get the shit out of here. So he, I think I hear him knock at my door. He said I'll be back early. Yeah, and I open the door. I really push the smell. Oh my God. He goes, we got two babies in the crawlspace and the mom outside and I put two more things and my idea was the bag didn't work. And I'm like the guy got sprayed. He's standing at my door. No, really?Luz Michelle:
How do you get that smell out to highDebbie Charlie:
heaven hedges? Yeah. To high end and I was like, Oh, poor a bike. You shut the door. Call me
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 07:44
back. Oh, I feel so bad for you. See you later. Bye.Debbie Charlie:
That smell does not leave the interior. I mean, I've been walking my house like it's really aboutLuz Michelle:
they're gone.Debbie Charlie:
They went to this concrete location. Oh, I don't think it's the same one. It used to be Yeah, happy ended. I don't think it was such a happy. And for the skunks. Yeah, I'm not sure I didn't you know, I can think about it because my nerves are shot because I'm an empath and the babies and the mother I got nervous breakdown. So, but one of us had to go.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 08:16
From one to 10 in that your place where you live, whatever it is. What's the stink level?Debbie Charlie:
Oh, 26 Oh, no, it's
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 08:25
more than 10 It's that 26 Like his make your eyes water stink bad. Like, you know, when you're cutting an onion, that kind ofDebbie Charlie:
thing. Now it's beyond way.Luz Michelle:
What do you do for that now,Debbie Charlie:
but you don't start moving. You know?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 08:38
You'd really like your clothes on smell. Today.Debbie Charlie:
The leopard was not in the house. I had to go get the leopard. Yeah, and the cleaners.Luz Michelle:
Oh, yeah. We're gonna warn other wildlife. Yeah, we're gonna post a picture of Debbie's jacket we have to Enzo
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 08:54
along with Enzo his new name isDebbie Charlie:
with me, wild girl. What do you have for wildlife? Come on.Luz Michelle:
We've had so much stuff. I've had woodpeckers put holes throughout that exterior of the house. Oh, so good. We had to get them filled. It was like $300 per hole. What's having like a legit conversation with a man who was mansplaining may have why it's gonna cost some money. I'm just like, No,
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 09:22
normally it's the girl. Normally it's the girl it says it's three to $300 a hole. You got to see somebodyLuz Michelle:
needs to control yourself. This is a safe environment.Debbie Charlie:
I get excited when I hear woodpeckers. I think like Woody Woodpecker. And it sounds like fun, but they're not. It's fun.Luz Michelle:
But it's not going to join your house. Really. Bees we had. Oh God. When we first moved into our house, we had bees galore. Underneath the wood paneling. I have those two. And we had someone come that 2000s of dollars because we had to safely get them out right safely and safely. They smoke them out.Debbie Charlie:
Yet these bees are very important for them. I
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 10:02
like when Dave got stung by all those bees remember that?Debbie Charlie:
Oh my god par five. You know, people don't even know sometimes they're allergic, stung and then you know, they were
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 10:10
both of you guys are allergic to bees and ILuz Michelle:
never knew I didn't know until I got stung by a bee and I blew up. Like more I don't know, it was just like nutty professor. Oh, really? My hands blew up and I had to get my rings caught. But I had two big back pans in high school. Could you imagine?Debbie Charlie:
We did the bees already so wild. Like you got a cat that looks like something out of National Geographic. Yeah, I went online to see what kind of cats resemble wild animals. And there's a long list. And there are there are cat breeds that look like tigers. Yeah, cougars. That cat
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 10:48
looks like a Bengal kind of thing. Yeah, let'sDebbie Charlie:
go kind of thing. Yeah. What is he eating? Nothing. Not he's not eating anything.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 10:55
I went to the grocery store. I don't know anything about cats. So it looks bougie so what does that mean? Then?Luz Michelle:
I feel like he needs bougie food. What's bougie? Any bougie cat food?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 11:06
Oh, all right. So I went and got the littleDebbie Charlie:
like Coco van
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 11:13
I went and got the little cans of cat food. You know, and I got a couple of them in the house. Here.Debbie Charlie:
You're buying food or somebody else's cat. Or your friend.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 11:23
I know. It's like 19 cents or something like this or $1.19 So I'm like alright, I'll buy two of these.Debbie Nigro, Luz Michelle:
Are you really sprung?Luz Michelle:
I meaning poor lady. Yeah.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 11:39
As meDebbie Charlie:
Did you realize you now have a little hors d'oeuvre.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 11:45
She'll like it surely put you onDebbie Nigro:
for her top guys.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 11:48
Enzo. Enzo doesn't really like that food. So I gotta figure out how to figure it out. Yeah, what I'm gonna get Enzo and do catch drink water or milk. I don't evenLuz Michelle:
know. I did hear milk. It's something I ever but what are you gonna leave milk outside?Debbie Charlie:
There's cat people going? Are you these people are not
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 12:04
Oh, when it comes to the door, he comes to the door and meows because meow.Luz Michelle:
Did you ever see him drink the water?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 12:09
A little bit? It's just like a little little bit.Debbie Charlie:
Meanwhile, this is not your cat. Any interest?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 12:16
Told you I went to Las cruces.comLuz Michelle:
To kick yourself kick yourself. Pu ssy chocolate I
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 12:23
did. But I went to funny I went to las tiendas.Debbie Charlie:
So sophomore, idiotic male stupid. Basement humor. Perfect. Thank you. SoLuz Michelle:
we're gonna be posting videos of Enzo.Debbie Charlie:
You're so good with the videos. What's the plan? Are we going to find in thoseLuz Michelle:
relatives? That would be a beautiful I'm trying I don't know. I think Charlie's getting attached.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 12:50
I posted I posted a little video of Enzo for Instagram, right? Yeah. And then I'm going to do more of those because I have more videos of EnzoDebbie Charlie:
but he's cross eyed and I don't like where you we've alreadyLuz Michelle:
named them. Once you name them. That's it.Debbie Charlie:
But I think you're rude. You try and trying to show him the way home. You put all his path with the leaf to show him crossing over crossing over crossing over crossing. And he's not getting out.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 13:15
He's circling around.Debbie Nigro, Luz Michelle:
He's circling. I know it looks like a little mini Chia
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 13:19
he does. He's gorgeous. RightDebbie Charlie:
still talking about this cat.Luz Michelle:
I know. A great cat because Charlie let him in the house.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 13:26
I did. He comes right in and he rubs my legs and then he gets to like the refrigerator and then he's like alright, I'm good. And then he goes out and then he goes Geneon for a little while and then he comes back and then he goes under the porch and then he comes up and he meows again and then he wants like you becomingLuz Michelle:
him listen to maybe you want some salmon to write?
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 13:47
I guess I guess the same.Debbie Charlie:
Now he's going food shopping again. Today he will spend $5.62 on the seminar on sale at ShopRite yes take anything for Enzo No, I can see it now you meet some girl she's at the fish counter because you're big on meeting women lately in supermarkets or when or what do you call them? I call them supermarkets. What's the grocery supermarket sale and that's gonna be a big impression you buying a piece of salmon they go Who's that? Fine you go my cat I mean it's not really my cats. I tell them the whole story. This has been rubbed my leg alone at the salmon Captain oh my gosh, I
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 14:27
know I got another thing to talk about right when I go to the grocery store. Exactly. Yeah, I could just go excuse me I'm so badLuz Michelle:
very grandson.Debbie Charlie:
You know what you might want to try? Well, I don't know if anybody has tried this before but they have flowers in grocery stores right? Yeah, lovely woman you might want to buy her a flower just say you brightens my day.Debbie Nigro, Luz Michelle:
So I just wanted to bring it with you so weird. Yeah, call somebody that knows worse
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 15:02
All right, listen everyone thank you so much for listening the official teenagers go to Instagram and check out Enzo the cat on the official scene. He was gonna beDebbie Charlie:
a cat call some Charlie reach out reach official teenager Yeah, but be talking about this next way
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 15:19
you gotta be you gotta have proof that it's really your cat because I'm really attached toLuz Michelle:
a really birth certificate.
Charlie Ponger & Debbie Nigro 15:28
Alright, everyone's 123 Senior letter