Feb. 14, 2022

Romance Comes With Surprises!

Romance Comes With Surprises!

Debbie shares the embarrassing what's underneath where Fabio, the famous male model, is holding Debbie's leg, exactly like Fabio's famous romantic novel photo covers

This episode begins when Charlie started talking about the night he put his hand through his date's hair, felt something weird, freaked out.

And he blurted out: "What the hell is that?!" It must have been a weave or extensions or whatever, but needless to say, Charlie could have benefited from charm school.

Romance is in the air this week, and I reminded Charlie that lots of people do lots of private things to try and make themselves feel and look more attractive. Things that nobody else is ever supposed to find out about... until they do.

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Romance Comes with Surprises

Fri, 2/25 1:04PM • 16:01

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

pantyhose, fabio, women, girls, tequila, granola, happening, tights, romance novels, legs, starts, wearing, eggs, dip, people, line, pillows, big, freaked, day

SPEAKERS

Charlie Ponger, Debbie Nigro, Debbie Charlie

Debbie Charlie:

Deb just spilled tequila.

Charlie Ponger:

Oh my gosh. Hey everyone. Welcome to the official Seenagers. Hi sceenagers. How are you? I'm Charlie ponger. You are so what a thing we've had going on here today before we got on there. Like holy stronjoes.

Debbie Charlie:

The thing that when you spill something all you're worried about is my phone my phone. I know right? Your house your clothes,

Charlie Ponger:

did you? Like So Debbie had tequila on my little childhood? What did you What do you want to call this thing? Wow. You know, it's like a play school thing that I put down as a table to absorb some sounds right?

Debbie Charlie:

Like round sound squares. Yeah, whatever they are. You've ever been in a recording studio? They have like, you know, spongy squares of like gray black. Yeah. foam on the wall RSR, right? So Charlie's got them over there. They're stacked and they're not on a wall. They just sit around like the left. Something's gonna put up some day. And all of a sudden, I want to go. I didn't want to overreact. I go. What's that? Like, what is that? And it's purple and lime green. And there's yellow underneath interlocking play school school foam things that kids bounce around on? Right? So he puts it on the table. But now there's like not enough table? And that's where I put my tequila.

Charlie Ponger:

Oh, is that what happened? on your lap? Oh my gosh, right. So wet. You are not gonna fall off the chair though. No, no. Look

Debbie Charlie:

out of the house. People like, Oh, she should have checked. Yeah, I think you're on like, had a problem.

Charlie Ponger:

So I want to go back to an episode we did a while back. And it was called something like the pillows right? And I told a story about remember where you were on the phone and you text me about hey, how's that woman? And I said it's over the why the pillows and you pull up the road? You're most likely lost. Right right now and and so just to refresh everyone's memory quickly. Yes. Um, there was a breakup with myself and this woman over pillows because she freaked out about me moving around moving the pillows around, right? So fast forward. Concerning all of a sudden there was around my birthday. And I get this text is this way after she heard heard the show? About the show? I have no idea like what she's googling man. And anyway,

Debbie Charlie:

I tell you, you're goofing on her. And she wants to kill but

Charlie Ponger:

she had no idea that I mean, I didn't never use anyone's names or anything like that. You

Debbie Charlie:

know, the pillows or the reason you broke up?

Charlie Ponger:

Well, this, this is this the text. I didn't tell you this. The text I received was, it wasn't just the pillows. So I thought, Well, she didn't even do a smiley face or anything like that. And so I better better leave that one alone.

Debbie Charlie:

Ah, there's a lot of reasons why people break up. They never talk. Oh, ever. They don't. They don't say what the reasons. So

Charlie Ponger:

then I get an email, a scathing email, right. So I mean, that's after the text. It was the next day. I guess I really got her goat. It was unintentional.

Debbie Charlie:

Why, what? And how did she hear the show? She must have,

Charlie Ponger:

you know, it was around my birthday. The only thing I can assume is that she I don't know. She looked me up for my birthday. I don't know. I have no idea is so anyway, I get this massive email. So the only thing I could write back was just said, I wrote back and I said, well, um, I guess you don't get my humor. Right? Oh, yeah. He, and then she responded back again. I was like, she's still not laughing about any of this kind of stuff now. So that was the end of that. So now I wait. I gotta tell you something else.

Debbie Charlie:

Okay, more more reasons why people break up with.

Charlie Ponger:

So well, this one was really weird. I'm at this party with this at this media place with this guy. You know, his house is overlooking Central Park and I meet this woman, this woman meets me there. And another guy that I knew that was on air and she was on air with him. He was very famous at the time. And he calls me the next day and he's like, bro, you got to do me a favor. You got to go out with this woman. And I'm like, alright, and he goes, Yeah, he goes she she's asking me for your number and I'm giving

Debbie Charlie:

you here's her number I fill out with women as a favor to another guy.

Charlie Ponger:

Well, in this instance, it was like apparently he was saying this is non stop. I got you know, you got to have her stop talking about

Debbie Charlie:

you. Okay, so like hot and happening. This is a happening moment.

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, this is like I'm in my 30s Right. He's a hot and happening. Probably close to 40. So I guess I'm happening. So I, I call her doing him a favor. So she invites me to her place overlooking, like Columbus Park. I mean, it was unbelievable place.

Debbie Charlie:

Okay, so

Charlie Ponger:

I show up. I show up. And I show up this beautiful marble floor. tells me she's making me dinner. Wow, it was Chinese food. Takeout. Right so so she shows up and she's She opens the door it's all marble she starts walking boom she slips she had I heels on slips falls right in her ass. So now we're sitting eating the Chinese food after the big open after the big open help her up, or the whole thing slowed to the me and takes me into this back room where the little TV is, you know, this little nuk and yes, started making hours right Nikki? Sorry. So I'm making out with her and I put my hand on her head.

Debbie Charlie:

And then what? And then

Charlie Ponger:

I felt something really effing weird. And I went, Ooh, what's that? She's, it was a, I don't know, there was like all these attachments to the top of her head with this thing. This hair coming out. What does that call the thing like, wave? A wave? And that's what she said it was a wave. It totally freaked me

Debbie Charlie:

out. Okay, that's the problem. When you put your hands on somebody's body hair had I had Yeah, I was being you know, was trying to enhance themselves. I had no idea. It's your mom's future months. Yeah,

Charlie Ponger:

I detect as a mage. No technical, totally detectable.

Debbie Charlie:

Got one. Wait,

Charlie Ponger:

wait till I finish

Debbie Charlie:

cheese. I was so excited. Alright, so

Charlie Ponger:

so, so I gotta go. Like, I gotta figure out how to get out of there.

Debbie Charlie:

You gotta go like that moment. You got Oh, yeah,

Charlie Ponger:

I'm like up and I'm gone. Right. That's your hair. And you said I go. What's that?

Debbie Charlie:

What's that? How does she know? The relationship?

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, I was like, freaked out. So she was very wealthier. Oh, I don't know if she's, and said, Well, you want to take my Mercedes home? I'm like, No, it's okay. You want $500? No, no, that's okay. Thanks. And we can always use my house in the Hamptons. And I'm like, No, I, I'm going back to my little apartment. And you know, so I go back. And now and at the time I was working at the radio station, right? And my friend John calls and he goes, go get page six. I go, I go, All right, go get the post. Go get page six. So I get it. I come back on I read it. I'm like, Oh my god. So I call him and he goes, yup, she went because we I was like done with it. Right? You go shot it. Yeah. And he goes, and he goes, Well, she went from one Italian to the other. She went from me to Lee Iacocca. Alright, what's your story? Well,

Debbie Charlie:

he didn't look under the hood so quickly. That's

Charlie Ponger:

what freaked me out. Never had that happen to be for my good

Debbie Charlie:

story I've discovered but he that's just like crazy that you just flipped out and did

Charlie Ponger:

flip out. I got nervous.

Debbie Charlie:

I got like, my stomach was so nervous about a girl who's got a few things. I

Charlie Ponger:

didn't understand that at the time. Because remember, you know, I was a granola jock. I only went out with girls that didn't do that kind of stuff.

Debbie Charlie:

A granola jaw. Yeah, I've never heard that.

Charlie Ponger:

Yeah, so I were Birkenstocks. But I played baseball. I tried to and yeah, like the face you're making? How's that tequila? On the

Debbie Charlie:

floor? I dropped it before the show is I've no idea. But at a certain point. Yeah. When bodies change? Yeah, there's a lot of cover up going on Charlie's a

Charlie Ponger:

lot. Or if she was older than she was older than me. Everybody's

Debbie Charlie:

hiding something. And the big reveal comes sometimes the unexpected. And it's like shocking. Yeah. You know, most women who are have things going on and they're hiding things are smart enough if they're savvy to figure out how to hide the things before the things that are hidden, get discovered. Oh, is that right? You have no idea. But that's now. Right. Does that mean back in the day? They were undergarments and plants and hotels. Yeah. Like just like on the way to the room like can't show this. So I got a story. Good. Famous. Yeah, true story. What? You know, Fabio, anybody ever remember who found Fabio the model with a long blonde hair? Oh, my God thought he was the guy on top of the front of all the romance novels. Yeah. He

Charlie Ponger:

was young Reader's Digest.

Debbie Charlie:

He was like, the romance guy. He was dipping everybody dip all these GA's novels. And I was like, gosh, Fabio, so you're digging Fabio back then. So fast forward. Something somehow Fabio is on my radio show. Yeah. And I started asking him questions and I don't know what about and it was something to do. I don't know I said to Fabia, so what turns you on? Who charge who's your girl? Describe her to me? Who's your who's your like, like, what are you attracted to? And he starts going, you know one thing after another and I yell Oh, my God, it's me, Bobby. Oh, it's me. And he's just starts laughing like hell, right. So I got to meet you. So it happened to be working on a project that may have been good for him. It was a little bit of a setup on my part, right.

Charlie Ponger:

Totally set up on your part. You made up the project

Debbie Charlie:

on the show And so now we're meeting in person. I'm meeting Fabio in New York City at the Riga Royal Hotel on Fourth Street.

Charlie Ponger:

What time of the day was it?

Debbie Charlie:

I wait, I made Yeah, I know. He's like, Let's have breakfast. I'm like, Yeah,

Charlie Ponger:

you're five more like a 630 kind of thing. No girls

Debbie Charlie:

past a certain age meet in the dark. Anyway, Riga Royal Hotel, so I can't even believe I'm going to meet Bobby. All right, I'm all excited. I'm laughing. So excited. Well, I'm laughing because this is ridiculous, right? What am I doing here? And he has no idea what I look like but I know he looks like waiting for him and I see him coming down the hallway right thing that's friggin foggy. And he's threatening incredible shape, incredible shape. And we said and we're we're gonna have something to drink and talk and he doesn't drink. Oh, me. He doesn't know alcohol. He just is from Milan. Yeah, from Milan lovely family. Yeah, like business family. It was just a really good guy. Good gentlemen.

Charlie Ponger:

Gosh, you're talking to him? Yeah, so

Debbie Charlie:

now that we wrap it up we talked about first it was best for the girl Hey FOB. Yeah, I got Jimmy it's a little favorite. He says what I said. You gotta get me. He says What did you say? Like the cover of the magazines? Like, I'm sorry, color the romance novels. I need you to dip me and I need somebody to take a picture of it. Good. laughs is good sense of humor. Now I'm doing it right he's he's dipping me Yeah, and he puts his hand right by my leg yeah get me back and where's he hit? He hits exactly the ridge on my control top pantyhose

Charlie Ponger:

he's he's only no those are we're good. Okay,

Debbie Charlie:

I was like these body shapers girls. Oh no. And it's on the top parts all tight like a girdle I can't marry is too big. I'm like current just a mother you know nice sexy like he puts his hand to me right on the ridge so he knew right then in there though is it I'm wearing the long line control I mean come on. I finally get Fabio didn't mean I'm wearing

Charlie Ponger:

did he did he did do did anybody take a picture of it? Got the pictures

Debbie Charlie:

the picture given you the picture after this moment? Oh my

Charlie Ponger:

god, I gotta put we're gonna post that online.

Debbie Charlie:

I got FOB holding the long line. Top of my pantyhose

Charlie Ponger:

Do you remember the Linus? Do you remember the Lena stockings? No she when Angelina Nikolina and Catalina stockings. No I'm not kidding you.

Debbie Charlie:

Would you call yourself a granola jockey have

Charlie Ponger:

a good Oh yeah. Well my grandmother warm that's why she her name was Angelina and they were the stockings remember the old Italian women that were the stockings with the black they were all black after those ones died and the stockings went up to like a certain part and then they kind of rolled them down. Do you remember that?

Debbie Charlie:

Well, I remember them rolling down like they would just roll down on their own like oh no

Charlie Ponger:

they were they roll them down. Roll them down. Yeah,

Debbie Charlie:

it was crazy crazy. So anyway, we're still talking about penny Oh had a good pantyhose story. What? Back in the day when? No women don't wear pantyhose anymore. They like what are they wear? I don't they just canceled pantyhose one day they just told me like Sorry. So what do they do? They were not nothing. Well, your granola people Yeah, no girls, they were like nothing in the winter like the legs are perfect is no like sound like Zana you get me all excited granola girls, the rest of the population was like oh my god that canceled pants. Are they wearing tights now tighter in Oh,

Charlie Ponger:

wait so the tights replace shear pantyhose, so they're no longer around?

Debbie Charlie:

Well, they must be I think the Rockettes still wear them but

Charlie Ponger:

it's like ooh, that's what about the line the ones with the line in the back?

Debbie Charlie:

It used to be sexy right? Yeah, pinup girls in the sexy. Anyway, fast forward two legs eggs. That was a big thing at one time. I remember seeing that generational these have a display and all those drugstores and the pantyhose came in an egg right so I had so many legs eggs I thought what am I gonna do with these eggs? There has to be something creative. And one Christmas I said I'm gonna make all my legs eggs into Christmas ornaments. I did pick all the eggs that I might put a different like Sydney scene inside each one and on the outside all kinds of ribbons and jewelry and I to this day every Christmas when I open the box yes my legs egg ornaments I think oh my god I was a genius. So

Charlie Ponger:

what was the point of wearing pantyhose anyway? Well, to keep your legs warm or to make them look better I don't even know

Debbie Charlie:

make them look better. Is that right? Yeah because it oh they make you tight little tighter and a little smoother and it deflects any kind of like you know veins and things whatever that's why oh pegs and tights now do the trick. Yeah. Oh pig tights on pigs and I don't want to dress in so long though. This whole pandemic thing? Where you going in a dress so though Oh yeah. People are so sick and tired of wearing you know, I guess pajamas and leggings and just looking like crud there's actually a trend happening right now for like lingerie like these flowy night dress things in satin. No, I'm not kidding. I'm using my hands to explain satin and silk. Like night dresses are in. Really good. Women are like okay, we got to try something

Charlie Ponger:

so is it kind of getting back to um days of when when women would get dressed up and all that do you think people are gonna skirt start get started getting dressed up all over again

Debbie Nigro:

look I'm gonna go out I was rooting for to be the roaring after the roaring 20s 20s That's what I mean I was I had so much fringe lined up this post pandemic sense that I'm just waiting to pull the trigger I gotta be honest with you. It's gonna be all fringe all day. Even my windshield wipers I'm gonna car we're gonna be friends. I got to break out

Charlie Ponger:

your windshield wiper.